Zoe, "Ella, I think perhaps I love you."
Zoe, "What if Max was the daddy? That would be so crazy."
Ella, "I have to read 'Slurpy Glurpy' really fast or I get too scared. I feel the scared in me go in my face and my face gets soooo hot!" (referring to the poem by Shel Silverstein.)
Zoe, "Wow, Max was crying so loud! That makes me so impressive. Do you know what "
impressive" means, Mom? It means that Max is crying the loudest and it makes me so embarrassed. Do you know what "
embarrassed" means? It means that I just can't take it anymore!"
Max, "Push the button." (Hey, he's a baby. That's huge!)
Zoe was waiting right outside the shower and scared me to death, when, as soon as I stepped out she said, "Mom! That took you two whole hours!" Me:"I'm sorry I took so long honey." Her:"No, that is not even a long time! Good job, Mom!"
Ella at dinner, "Banana Hammock! Mom, can we get a banana hammock? I love those things." After the laughter died down, Andy didn't want her telling her teachers she was getting a banana hammock, so we explained they were a boys swimming suit..., "So why are they called that? Is it because they have pictures of bananas on them?"
Zoe, after being told what a good girl she is, "Yea, because I don't bite or hit anyone, hu? But I do lick people. If they want me to lick them I do, but if they don't want me to lick them, I won't!"